Two Fortunes in One Day

Ok, so what can I say, I ate the first cookie, contemplated the Fortune, which wasn't that bad, it was pretty right on the money, but as we got up to leave.... yeah, I ate lunch with The Muse at Pei Wei, the lighter version of PF Changs... as we got up to leave, I picked up another one, since I was craving things of sweet. Of course, The Muse said

Oh, you didn't like the first fortune, so you got another one?

defending myself, I said

I liked the first one fine, just still wanting something sweet

But hey, the second one was even better

#1 Fortune

In every enterprise, consider the outcome ....in bed

#2 Fortune

Prepare yourself for a change of events in your personal life .... in bed