This post has to have the story
behind the story
Earlier this week
I had a date
I know
hard to believe
but I did
and it was an exceptional date
but when I arrived home
I found a firetruck
in front of my apartment complex
So I drove in and parked
and walked up to find out what was going on
but by then
the truck was gone
and I had no clue what had transpired
so I came home and went straight to bed
around 10:30
the landlord
(new one, hadn't seen him yet)
was beating on my front door
and th only way I would have known it
is if my windows were open and
they were
so I peeked out
yelled for him to step out and look up
and he proceeded to ask me
if I had smelled anything funny this evening
and I said no
but I did come home late
(and I am thinking
apparently " one " of my neighbors
had complained of a smoke odor
and called the fire station. )
and he says that one of the neighbors
had called the fire dept.
Well I only have one neighbor
I reply
but he argues that I have many
and starts pointing at the other buildings
well only one of them lives right next door to me
I retort (you stupid SOB who woke me up)
so I explain that NO
I haven't smelled any odors
that would warrant a fire truck to visit
and would he please make sure
that he woke up all the other neighbors
except for the ones that
stomp, yell, holler, and generally make noise
all night
he can ask them to be quiet...
you don't wake me up for shit like this
now, for sex, you can wake me up for that any time
but I wouldn't tell him that
he is not my type
to put it nicely
the next day, I do, indeed
learn from my next door neighbor
that she smelled smoke
and called
she, of course,
opened all her windows
before they arrived and
the smoke had dissipated
hmmmm
so my intuition is still working
hmmmm
anyway on to the fantasy...
She drove home after an eveningout on the townHer date was cordial enough and the kisses were pretty goodfor first kissesAs she rounded the cornerthere were flashing lightsand as she nearedshe recognized a fire truck It was sitting right in front of her apartment complexShe slowed to see if there was a fireshe couldn't discern any foul play and turned into her drive way and parked in her usual spot. She started walking to the front of the complexto find out what was going onand thereby the pool were all the firementaking off their geardown to their skivviesand jumping in the pooland above the pool was a bannerthat said "Welcome Home Bennu" and behind the pool area there were other firemensetting off fireworksand two morewith hoses ready in case there was actually a fireShe was stunnedshe laughed and then she hearda voice behind her"We have missed you" she turned around to find him sitting on her porchwearing his board shortswith big flowers on themshe hadn't seen him in yearsbut instantly all the old sentiment returnedand she was thrilled to throw her arms around himand hug him tight"I have missed you too... terribly" and he picked her up and carried her to the poolThey all stood around the edge and jumped in togetherThey played volleyballunder the light of the moonwatched the fireworks while kissing in the pool and the firemen cooked bbqthat was delicious cabritoand wild boarwhen the evening was overthe firemen picked every thing upand he walked her home, taking her in his armsand asking if she still felt the sameas he didand she answered by taking his hand and leading him into the houseto continue their own fireworks show. (really was a dream I had, that same night)